About us

 

From Poop Decks to Clean Decks

Hi, I’m Dillon, the owner of Poop Pirates Pet Yard Services and the guy who actually shows up in your yard.

I’ve spent the last 10 years in landscaping, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that dogs are hard on a lawn. Burn spots, dug-up holes, worn-out paths along the fence line, and of course the mess nobody wants to deal with. I started Poop Pirates to take the scooping off your plate and help your yard look like a yard again.

When you sign up, you’re not just another stop on a route. You get reliable visits from someone who knows your yard, rain or shine. The gate gets latched, and no turd gets left behind. I’m fully insured and use professional-grade tools and pet-safe, eco-friendly products, so your yard stays clean and safe for your dogs and your family.

Because of my landscaping background, I can go beyond cleanup. With pet lawn repair, I fill holes, patch burn spots, and regrade worn paths so your grass can come back. I also build custom dog runs & potty areas designed around your yard, your dog, and how you actually use the space. And if your dog has caused some other yard problem, just ask. Chances are I can fix it.

I serve homeowners and businesses across Central Ohio’s east side, including Pataskala, New Albany, Gahanna, and nearby communities. Yes, the name is goofy, but I take the work seriously. If you want a cleaner, healthier yard without lifting a finger (or a shovel), I’d love to help.

Insured & Locally Owened

Based in Pataskala. A real person, a real phone number, and someone who answers for the work.

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What Our Clients Say

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Elizabeth Patterson Pet Owner

“I cannot say enough good things about my Poop Pirate tech! Always on time, very quick and so nice to talk to. I think I am his only cat customer and he stops once a week for my bags of cat booty. I highly recommend!”

Jace Dellenbach Pet Owner

“Excellent service! I can’t tell you how many times I was out doing lawn work and stepped in my dogs poo. I saw the Poop Pirate advertised and they were easy to schedule and now I don’t have to throw away anymore shoes! Will be using in the future on a regular basis.”